I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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