dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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