So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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