That's intense
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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