Pappa wants mamma naked
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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