Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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