why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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