Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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