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We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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