if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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