i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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