Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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