Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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