It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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