Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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