there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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