she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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