I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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