so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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