He uses pillows to masturbate.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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