where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Drunk is not a location!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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