butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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