Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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