so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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