i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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