she looked like the bat from fern gully.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You almost got us killed.
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