Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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