# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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