Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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