Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
