I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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