Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
dude. I can hear the air.
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