I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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