you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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