sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
false alarm, still single
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