I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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