Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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