He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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