i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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