How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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