This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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