i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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