i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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