dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
two words...techno handjob
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize