So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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