I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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