what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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