I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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