girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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