We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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