Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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