He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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