Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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