I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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