I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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