I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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