fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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